i don't plan on having that self control this summer
I remember asking you "need some dick tonite?"
Yeah I guess to me frat party equals penis party. oh the wonders of vodka.
I want to give my boyfriend great head for his birthday...can i practice on you?
What's the big deal? you guys fuck
3 times is my limit. I don't even want to know you exist after 3 times
did mom hear me barking???
oooooh yeah. good luck explaining that one
sooo high. sooo many dog friends
As far as figuring life out your talking to a guy that's alternating text messages between his baby mama and a drunk bitch I met tailgating. My best advice is don't worry about shit out of your control and always and I really mean ALWAYS wear a condom.
It was relaxing until your penis crawled in my ear.
I'm a male taking pregnancy tests with every girl at the party. i have no regrets
Just walked in on him banging another girl. He told me " sorry but I'm gonna finish now that I'm caught" ...... I think this is the reason god gave me four older brothers....
Well... I got her number now... I think she is a dish best served drunk
Crying while listening to Miley Cyrus. BE GLAD YOU JUMPED THIS SINKING SHIP!
I had to say goodbye to one of my fuck buddies last night. He's voting for Trump, we shouldn't be doing it anyways.
At the bar in my pajamas again
Ummm that is the 3rd time this week and it is Wednesday
Micheal let me call him captain america while we fucked. It was awesome
You made me promise I wouldnt let you play "fuck fuck goose" with a 40 year old ever again.
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