my girlfriend just informed me I need to get tested and so do you
girlfriend?
soooo.. i guess the cop said he'd drop the charges if i go to some AA meetings and i said fuck AA. not one of my better choices.
Do you ever look back at facebook pics and say, "are those really guys I had sex with?"
we were naked in his bed and he told me all about what a "baller" alexander the great was.
it's all just a bunch of faces and i remember what the floor looked like.
I smuggled my gin and tonic out of the bar by shoving the glass in my pocket...mistakes were inevitable.
it is entirely possible that the police will be knocking on the door in 25 minutes
you kept yelling "this bitch stole my phone" to the guy who found you passed out in the parking lot
Is everything ok? Last time I missed your call you were being arrested.
Given everything we have talked about, is it wrong to ask you to be faithful to me, despite still dating him?
I see your walk of shame and raise you a day in jail wearing a girls old workout clothes.
THE VODKA TRAIN IS NOW PULLING INTO THE STATION
I told him about the time I blacked out and shit myself and he still wanted to have sex with me that night. Feeling pretty optimistic about where this fling is going.
We were on a plane, I couldn't just grab his dick
I can't talk, I can't walk, I think I'm twitching and I'm not even sure if I'm typing this. Help
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