i was watching some porn this morning and i realized i am blessed with a truly beautiful vagina
When we woke up, I asked if we could play "what does your name rhyme with".....he said 'bave' thank god it was easy
you flashed the cab driver so we didn't have to pay the fare and then you decided you were on a roll so you flashed the guy at the maccas drive through... safe to say your boob job was the best idea ever!!
were trying to schedule when i can give him head in between classes.
so I woke up without pants, but my cardigan was still on and fully buttoned. curious.
She definitely pulled a diaper out of her purse and cleaned up the vodka with it, where do you meet these people?!
You do realize that you're sleeping with a man who is part of a gay harem, right?
What's the appropriate way to phrase "If you ever leave your wife give me a call. But we can still have sex periodically until then."??
I stared at him for a solid five minutes because he looked like what I imagine god would look like if god was a lumberjack
First night in my new apartment and I threw up in front of my neighbors door. Starting off this relationship strong.
Have you seen him ? Seriously. No one is that straight.
You'll pass into the great gay beyond
Where it rains cosmopolitans and scantily clad gogo dancers of all genders direct traffic
Those thigh tattoos deserve the handsomest of grins between them. Dont settle.
Did I call him? He cried after taking my bra off. You tell me.
whose shirt was i wearing?
his little sister's
what was she wearing
a feather boa and 6 inch heels
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