I'm really into asian looking animals
Uhhh...do I owe you any money? Or an apology? Or anything?
I texted her sayin "I gotta brush my teethn then Im omw" maybe hint to do the same
I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
you just used a box of cheese-its to get into the bar
There's three frat guys comparing how you were in bed. apparently you have gotten worse with time
look for us when you get to the club. we're the guys wearing snorkels.
i get of class at 4. it takes me 17 minutes to walk home and 3 to load a bowl. thank you, priority registration.
it's a gatorade, cheez its, and regret kind of morning....
When I found her she was drinking wine out of a plastic bag in a bathroom stall, staring at herself in the mirror and crying hysterically. Cabo does things to a person...
Walking into the first day of college is like walking into a meat market. A meat market of sex.
We may have picked the wrong resort. Brenna and I have already been propositioned for swinging twice and we've only been here 3 hours
Like sorry you chose to have an attractive girlfriend dude
For sure. I'm slow cooking a 6 pound pork shoulder wrapped in bacon. If that doesn't scream "guys I'm going into culinary arts lets get drunk" I'm not sure what does.
Apparently i'm now known as the kid who was double fisting tequila and pedialyte.
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