Nicole vs. Life
speaking of unleashing monsters, we need to get condoms
If i have to listen to his problems about his girlfriend, he should at least let me suck his cock.
tonight i'm making a christmas tree shaped shot pyramid
they were just spraying pledge on themselves and calling it lemon cologne.
I woke up naked this morning there was a baseball bat on the floor the bathroom door knob was removed and the floor was wet. This is why i don't do Tequila shots.
In Denver there are more bars per capita than any other city also the healthiest city. That means lots of drunk girls and no fatties.
We just for robbed for the second time. I believe the only thing I have left to my name is my $75 dildo
I told the bartender that he could give me back the tip I gave him if he outsmarted me in a battle of wits. He has yet to challenge me.
and lets be real... who can blow a middle school class's sunday school teacher and keep a straight face ever again? NOBODY.
scream really loud. we think you crawled under the deck
He knocked me in the face with the phone during my light show. Didn't even feel it. Ecstasy is amazing
He started french braiding my hair while I was blowing him. The question is not why, but how.
good news: i got laid. bad news: by your boyfriend
My mom has a bong in her bathroom, but no air freshener.
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