You say "I'm in class" like it matters... I'm getting a little tired of having to smoke by myself at 4:20 because you're in class.
Adams eating in the shower, he says it's one of his favorite places to eat. Btw it's milanos he's eating, he says he loves italy too.
She said her tits were too big, and he slapped her. He said that Jesus didn't appreciate bitches that fish for compliments
I maybe just had sex outside in broad daylight. At a state park. Please be proud.
Guess who has got hockey tickets for tonight? Only cost me road head going to and coming from the game
For future reference "bring our litter sisters on our date day" is not such a good idea
I may or may not go. send a pic of a nipple so I know how much fun you're having
I told him he was, quote: "A big cuddly bear" and he needed to get into my bed or I would set his Golden Retriever free.
Just figured out my hair is long enough to tie my wrists together. . .get over here NOW!
I woke up with a meat pie in my hand and my mouth tasting like an ashtray. I'm a catch, really!
Can you not touch my dick while I'm holding a gecko?
His face matches his life choices. Both are train wrecks.
They found me wandering around campus screaming body shots over and over again wrapped in a curtain
only i would get cock blocked by a cop
Apparently during my blackout I walked over to Troy, grabbed my crotch, and said “Eat Fresh” while his GF was with him. FML
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