I didn't shave. On purpose
I told her we could go facebook official. If she ups the oral.
Hemmingway ran to paris to avoid going to the university of illinois and becoming a doctor. It was there he developed a drinking problem. I need a plane ticket.
Do you think unemployment will give me a christmas bonus?
the higher we get, the more he looks like ray charles.
disregard all texts ive sent you minus taco motherfucking bell
This is the most scared i've been of my hands since i did shrooms.
If you value my life, if you value your own, please look for that godforsaken cookie. Please.
I'm just going to eat until there's an actual reason why he wouldn't want to fuck me.
I happen to have lost a black t-shirt and the volume button from my phone last night. If anyone finds it. You know what to do.
Ugh a 13 year old just asked me why people drink, I had to explain it without making it sound good. I need a drink.
I'm going to bed early so football can come sooner
PS if you want to hear something hilarious as my little sister was showing me her engagement ring I open a Snapchat from R and it's literally a dick pic. Very different points in our life
That sounds good. I'd totally blow you somewhere quick but im not in the frame of mind to think of a place
Be outside in 5
He's a security blanket. A security blanket who FUCKS.
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