I think they gave out some kind of ugly girl scholarship I don't know about...
had a convo with my professor before class while peeing... new level of awkward or a breakthrough in our relationship? i feel like there is no longer a professional boundary.
and ill be dreaming of you. not in a creepy way, but in an inappropriate way
Got kicked out of the baseball game with a 4 officer escort. Not bad for a monday night.
apparently breaking a beer bottle and then throwing up in a urinal is a terrible way to pick up girls.
I had no idea a 5'8 girl could fit entirely on her knees in front of the passenger seat of a Sunfire, but I am very happy to now have that knowledge.
For future reference "bring our litter sisters on our date day" is not such a good idea
2 girls slept in my bed with me. 3 more girls slept on a mattress on my floor. The furthest I got was cuddling. Here's my man card.
some how during sex we caught an ENTIRE pillow on fire. A WHOLE PILLOW.
Do you want me to add this to the list of actions I will state at your intervention
Every time Brady gets sacked I cum a little...
We were all having a bath, the three of us, then that drug dealer guy walked in and peed. Sitting down. Apparently he didn't want to offend us.
I don't want to date him...I just want him to cheat on his girlfriend with me.
The vodka gummy bears are so strong. If I die of alcohol poisoning, please tell my dad it was single malt scotch.
You’d probably be happy to know that I think I’ve mastered the skill of knowing “my type” and then steering clear
FINALLY. I THOUGHT THIS DAY WOULD NEVER COME!
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