I'm being pulled over???
For what!?!?!
??? I'm in a cab!!!!!
He shouted my World of Warcraft name while we were having sex, and he was sober.
So apparently the christmas orgy was a complete disaster
Your expertise in crazy bitches is needed.
When my alarm went off, he rolled over and asked me: Bacon or dick? Yes, I will see him again.
Oh and jess is gonna pee in our guest bedroom to mark her territory.
I just broke a sweat shaving my own vagina. Something has got to change.
I HOPE YOU ENJOY THIS VDIEPO BECAUSE I AMS ENDIONG A LOKT OF EFFORT RECORIDNG IT
I ONLY PARTIALLY KNOW WHAT YOU SAID. BUT I THINK I WILL LIKE IT.
I effort
Fucking that physical therapist guy was the best decision I ever made.
Some male strippers are here, I threw pancakes at them. It's ok
For dinner, I'm having saltines, canned whipped cream, and beer. Are we sure I'm responsible enough for home ownership?
There needs to be a greeting card for "I miss having sex and smoking weed with you."
danced like there was no tomorrow. surprise. there's a tomorrow
Last night was a sign that I need to stop sleeping with any girl that can quote the mighty ducks
Specially the ones that look like Goldberg
But you''re still having sex with him. And a hobo convinced you to.
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