Friends don't let friends fuck ugly girls. WALK AWAY FROM HER!
let's just say, the carpet matched the drapes. in colour and length.
all the douches that like ed hardy are the same douches that were obsessed with lisa frank
I think I've given more of my business cards to Chipotle trying to win free burritos than anyone else
I hope he's okay, but I also hope he shows up with an eyepatch
you know it takes a lot for me to use utensils conservatively
Good news! I don't have Hep C! Better news! I still hate you!
I'm not really made for random hookups.. i'm like a swan.. i don't wanna have random swan sex. i just wanna have one swan hubby and fly around the world together and eat bread that people throw at us..
Is the booze for tonight or the apocalypse?
Both. Pregaming the zombie party and hurricane sustenance.
Like I feel like I use my high IQ for the wrong things
Is it too soon for me to wonder what sex with him would be like?
lmao he sent me a snapped but i'm afraid to open.
i think i have dick pic PTSD.
Let go out that Thursday night!
Yess sounds good, I have to go turn myself in the next day because what happened last Friday.
Profesor just winked at me. This class might be easier than I thought
he would NOT stop making out with my stomach! creeeeeepy
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