Yea. But u kept saying "as long as she doesn't have aids" so I was concerned
Her friend drew me a diagram of how we could get away with her giving me a blowjob at work.
Thanksgiving break drinking is a marathon, not a sprint, and i need to be well rested
He skyped me to learn how to roll a joint and for us to masturbate together. And you said a long distance relationship wouldn't work.
His ankle bracelet went off in the middle of sex. That makes a girl reevaluate her life...
we started the countdown to drunken sledding this weekend.
A blow job from a tiger shark would still entail less risk to your genitals than having sex with her.
I slept with an Israeli and a Palestinian in the same day. It feels wrong.
When our dicks touched he made a lightsaber noise.
Look, all I'm looking for is a good time and someone whose chest I can bury my face in
Just found out that the guy I lost my virginity to voted for Gary Johnson. It's almost more upsetting then him ending up being a massive asshole.
She slapped a big dramatic bandage on my arm and people started buying me drinks...I plan on wearing a full body cast tomorrow night.
She woke up, mumbled "the trees" When i asked her what about them, she yelled "WE NEED THEM FOR OXYGEN," Then went back to sleep.
We need to get on her level.
so i went to the bathroom and my thong was on sideways... i guess that solves the mystery
Do dollar stores sell vibrators?
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