he said he "kind of had sex before.. Barely" i think it was one of those situations where you slide into home and get tagged out.
I feel if a girl leaves my house the next morning feeling degraded and in desparate need of a shower, then I have succeeded.
I remember your 21st ending with me driving you home while you insisted making bicycle signals out the car window.
When that rick ross song came on he started ripping up dollar bills and pouring out drinks on the floor. I'm all for ignorance but it was a little excessive for a wedding
i'm just sitting here going through her tagged pics, covering up different parts of her face to try and figure out exactly what it is that makes her so ugly.
This from the guy I found eating salad out of a pot lid in his boxers on his porch last night.
If it carries over into the weekend I would be glad to nurse your vagina back to health.
they paper machayed me.
i told you ... never pass out drinking with preschool teachers.
Hypothetically going to the gym on coke was a good idea
Fair enough. Everyone has some guilty pleasures. Yours is yourself
But he does seem to be getting proper humping etiquette down. So there's progress.
You know what would make the espn body photos even better? If anyone knew who any of those fucking athletes were. That, and maybe not feature Gary Player.
Had the weirdest dream last night. If you're ever in Texas, do not come over with a 12 pack as a bribe and ask for a threeway between you, me, and my TA. I will take the beer though.
Get off the floor, put away the cookie dough, get ur shit together Scott.
That went from 0 to lesbian orgy much faster than expected...
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