Yeah, but thats the third time she's peed on me.
Update: Discussing lingerie with my father. He likes sheer black things. Not into the colorful stuff I wear.
he was shitfaced drunk and couldn't walk but could still recite the top 10 in order from the first season of american idol. impressive
i just missed the spain goal because i was puking in the bathroom. damn you open bar.
Have thirty minutes until my shift starts. My heart says liquor store but my future says no
I will miss his soup and his dick the most
Saw a guy throw up on himself while walking, drinking, and singing all at the same time. Hope your night is going better than his :)
it's gotten to the point where there are no existing good choices. even our good choices are bad choice by anyone's standards but ours.
I cannot believe he got soft mid fuck. I just hope he bought that horrible impression you did of my dad. I love you though, you came in clutch tonight.
It was the least I could do after throwing up in your purse.
I think there's a website warning girls about me based on the 4 who approached me separately tonight and called me evil. Fuckyoudave.com?
That commercial was clearly aspirational. I think Arbor Mist would pair nicely with Oscar Meyer
well apparently i was just calling everyone cunts. then i awoke from my blackout to 3 very mad roommates who didn't bring a key out with them
I should be done at 8 and I've also done a great Job of convincing my self that I should get really drunk tonight
Yah. Then he started clapping my boobs together in his hands and started shouting "the seas are angry!"
I mean metaphorically. Literally zombies have yet to invade. Let's be rational here.
Randomize
