his prince albert piercing just severely cut the roof of my mouth. can you pick me up at the hospital if he drops me off?
Had a 3 sum last night, and today food just taste better and the air seems so much fresher!
I have a new reason to go to work: I can tell which 3 of my coworkers are sisters just by looking at their butts.
Our teacher totally just got outed in class by a speaker from some lesbian cooperative house
I just got a drinking merit badge from a slutty girl scout
the lady in the checkout infront of me had a case of beer, two 40 oz, and activia...really??i dont' think irregularity is her problem
Thanksgiving. A stoners favorite holiday
The prostitute across the street from us is having a seizure on her front lawn again.
You screamed for campus security to do something about the police officer who dumping ur 40
Alright we have to be drunk.before noon tomorrow. Its a new law i just got passed through congress. It goes into effect imediately
Just do let me go home with anyone especially I a guy with a hair sweater
Buy Actually if the police need to find my body I'm on an air mattress in an apartment near a McDonald's that's all I see out dat Window
I no longer believe that the road to self esteem is through his penis.
BOOOOOOOOOOOO *takes away your hoe card*
Do you think my laundromat will notice that the bloodstain on my sheets is in the shape of a face?
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