I won a flip cup tournbment! Why is boot and rally so hard when youre old?
i met him on craigslist. and no i'm not a hooker.
my hangover today makes thursday's feel like a bubble bath.
Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
I feel like someone was just looking at my memory and took out an eraser and was like "nope he doesnt need that"
my feelings for you are synonymous with those of a grizzly bear and salmon. i don't want to nom on you; but i need you to survive
We started snorting MDMA at 3 in the afternoon...it was never going to end well.
I usually just read books and meditate to an aquatic soundtrack of sea walrus's mating. But ill choose coors light instead
it's like my freshman wet dream come true
Dude, i don't know. I don't remember anything after we started chanting/playing "shot of gin."
She poured beer through the deck into the hot tub. She called it a deck shot. It was horrifying but super awesome at the same time.
By the time the opening band finished, she was already slurring, coming on to the gay couple next to us, and waving her panties in the air.
My RA just sigh me high as fuck acting like a zombie and scratching at my door. Thoughts?
It doesn't matter how nice the shirt you wore to the bar was, you still shouldn't have worn it to a job interview
I feel like that japanese guy who ate all the hotdogs. Except replace hotdogs with sailor jerrys. And instead of a trophy and world record I just get a hangover at work
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