Just passed a sign for an "adult food and fuel superstore". Wtf does that even mean?
im not sure but a few things come to mind which just makes me giggle
Guys should not giggle. Ever.
As a driver I hate pedestrians, and as a pedestrian I hate drivers, but no matter what the mode of transportation, I always hate cyclists.
i wanted to go smoke pot, so i told my mom i was getting tutored. she asked what time i would be back, i told her learning doesn't have a curfew
Brutally Honest is my real middle name, Princess just sounds better.
im just gonna turn drinking alone on new years into a tradition
you wouldn't stop saying "oil can" in the tin man voice until I gave you back your flask
I have way too much money in my bra to be responsible.
i convinced her i was a yoga teacher by showing her some warm-ups my high school track coach made up
I fell asleep with all the lights and heat on in the apartment with windows open, Earth Hour is lost on people like me.
We made a water bong out of a wine bottle... Being an architect major finally payed off.
Yea. Some girl set a laundry machine on fire. She's not getting married.
I'm gonna write a book one day about how to be the less attractive person girls settle for after getting dumped. I will send you a copy
Okay so it turns out that my bf keeps a log of every time I sleep-fart. It's dated back to 2013.
I wish I could accurately explain the embarrassment of standing in your bathroom with women's nair on your ass waiting to get in the shower.
are you drinking tonight?
I have an exam tomorrow
so yes.
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