He yelled GOOOOAAAALLL when he came.
Last night i was so high that i came home and did a taste test of every vitamin water and wrote theyre grade down on paper.
this ugly chick literally cried last night because i wouldnt let her give me head
The problem with having your drunkeness documented at a wedding is not only does it show up all over facebook, but all over professional photography websites.
I was so drunk that I didn't realize he was staying at the Waldorf. I walk of shamed the Astoria, do you even know what this means?
Its against the rules to not make you aware of his virgin situation prior to penetration
I can't believe I paid your booty call for a ride home in cake.
Would it be in bad taste to ask Marky Mark to sign the vibrator I named after him?
i dont care. it has been a 14 hour day, and we are all celebrating by alternating shots and grilled cheese.
She has puke on the back of her shirt not quite sure how the hell she did that
he peed on his own floor last night after we left the bar. pretty much sums up how i feel about the evening
Until this weekend, a man hadn't made me orgasm since the night Obama was elected. Now THAT is change I can believe in.
You yelled "Everybody!!! Round of applause to Jill for not doing anal!!" Right in front of him.
1. I'm excited for tonight 2. Do we dress up as pirates? 3. Happy Valentine's Day bae
Is it a bad sign starting the new year off naked, wet, and alone?
Asking for a friend of course
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