The worst thing about having a parent with a prius is that they can walk in on you without any warning
i'm using a wine bottle as a spitter. how classy is that.
I saved $70 from being to drunk to go out last night so I figured I could buy a new watch.
just had dinner with my dad's new gf and her daughter.. had to drink a beer to get through it.. she's 19 she has on a disney watch and snowflake earrings
I just saw a dude get out of an ambulance with nothing but wallabees on
It was like watching Stephen Hawking try to swim.
i just realized i put more money and effort into 420 then i did for christmas
yup, got lost on my way to the final. maybe i should have gone to this class all semester
i think it would be like really awesome if scientist could genetically engineer manatees to be like the size of goldfish so i could have one in my fishbowl and be like FUCK YEAH TINY MANATEE
I can't believe you're fucking in the bar bathroom, but everyone else can, and they're really proud.
obviously you don't know the college version of myself. if there's something i'm ALWAYS willing to put up for it's alcohol.
Also, that dude projectile vomiting all over the living room was the perfect distraction for me to swipe the booze and run.
I just ran into the woods like an idiot because ADVENTURE.
Last night was good. Things got bad when I found a sledge hammer.
Just set out 2 water bottles as an offering to my hungover self.
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