I just saw a kid drop his lollipop on the floor of best buy, kick it because he was pissed off and then pick it up and eat it. I think I have a long lost son.
he legitimately fell asleep standing up at the club. everyone was impressed
it's fine if we fail the bar, we were never going to satisfy the moral character requirement anyway
Half my make-up was stuck to his thigh where I'd fallen asleep after the blowjob.
DO NOT GO IN OUR BATHROOM. it cannot be unseen
I have to cancel. My sons dad is out of jail unexpectedly and i'm kinda an emotional wreck. P.s. This is not the life I dreamed of as a little girl.
THE ALMIGHTY HAS FALLEN DRUNKENLY OFF HIS HIGH HORSE AND INTO HOLLY'S VAGINA
not now. havin a heart to heart with drunk fred flinstone
You burned the hair off your arms. Again.
It grows back stronger each time.
I was just asked if I wanted to struggle snuggle. She's a keeper
I'm gonna send you a dick pic now just so your uncomfortable at work
He has a burner phone just to send dick pics. It's revolutionary
You were on the train yelling, "THIS TRAIN NEEDS TO GO FASTER SO I CAN GO HAVE SEX WITH MY BOYFRIEND!!!"
I'm a mess. I mean I almost got off but I'm a fucking rubics cube down there so il givenhim the point
I need weed and if he's hot, maybe he can supply me with sex too.
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