I think that i just found proof that harry and ginny had sex
If you liked it then you shoulda put your dick in it, oh uh uh oh
As it turns out, strippers don't accept checks.
I'm sorry. I really don't see what's wrong with pregaming before a wine tasting.This champagne won't drink itself.
The wine tasting is just for charity anyways...
She came over and gave me a handy and then just lingered for a day and a half. Worst weekend ever.
The one wearing a viking helmet and holding a bottle of Smirnoff. She's laying on the floor of the tube singing "cant find my way home" . You can't miss her..
i wasn't gonna shower then i remembered i slept in my own piss
Rub those nipples and moan like a platypus.
Jesus, are you hammered?
Hammered for that juicy ass. I'll bring the straws.
Tell them you aren't trying to make money, you are just the mr rogers of weed,its such a good feeling a very good feeling the feeling you know that were friends
She finally pulled over after almost hitting 4 cars and a semi and asked me if i was rwady i told her to let my penis to come back out
Hows cali? I thought of you as I shaved 1/4 of my legs last night.
I don't know how it happened. All I did was tell her I was impressed by her presentation. Her nail marks on my back ain't going away anytime soon.
No matter how many miles separate us, I will always be here to get you through whiskey shots.
I'm now forever going to blame miss frizzle for making me the sexual deviant that I am today
Why yes, I DID want cramps for Christmas, how did you know God?
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