why am i having a flashback about somewhere we were this weekend with music videos playing? Spike jonze brothers place?? Help me out
his balls ACTUALLY tasted like nuts
I'd invite him but there's too many people who have fucked me going already
I don't think I have ever puked up that much free breakfast in my life...thank god for Nickle Beers.
She passed out in his mom's bed and when we went to go get her she went 'no its cool I live here'.
Empowerment dancing to Touch Me in the Morning by Diana Ross. Handling this breakup SO well.
Note to self: Do not bring gift bag with cock ring inside to family Christmas. Leave to unwrap at home.
Just had flashback to me showering u with stir fry as u rythed on the floor
I will sleep with anyone I have to to make sure you don't get deported
we told you you couldn't get your dick sucked because you were a girl and you yelled at us and said we were 'discriminating you'
I just ate cream cheese straight for my dog
I'm afraid to ask what that means
all i want in life is a shot and a cock is that too much to ask
Aka I'm headed to the liquor store because I don't know how to handle my emotions.
OMFG. JUST WALKED IN ON A DUDE JERKING IT IN THE MCDONALDS BATHROOM
Stall or urinal?
I attempted to walk home at 5:30 this morning cuz i was mad at him cuz he didn't want to cuddle and didn't have pizza. I got 3 houses down n fell over.
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