So she puts out... but it wasn't worth it
He was dressed in cheap leather and smelled like death.
Pre-pickelized cucumber-hand invasion!! RUN!!!!!!!!!!
Michael Bay is the white Tyler Perry.
Another weekend, another 3 guys I have to awkwardly avoid while crossing campus...
& he told me 'I don't think ur a big slut-just kind of an average slut'
HE THINKS THATS A COMPLIMENT!!!!!
im not sure. I kicked him in the ear last night trying to kick a plastic cup off his head to prove I can kick higher than anyone.
It's ok for me to have his baby but I can't be his friend on fb. Wth is wrong with this
he just texted me saying he needs a place to stay for the night. pretty sure i just got booty called to my own house...
The spray paint was a bad idea, 'insert penis here' isn't coming off
She just took a mirror selfie at the hospital while in labor.
I think I'm crying more because after all these years he never learned to spell you or use a comma properly from me
Lady at the airport across from me just pulled a cat out of her bag. can't deal with this right now..
While he was fucking me, he just stopped and said, "Mike says Hi." Then proceeded to fuck me.
What did you do?
What do you say to that!? But, when I came, I screamed out my full name.
It was like I was gay for pay but except being gay I became straight and instead of for pay it was for coke.
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