I'm so high that a hulu ad convinced me to go on healthybaby.com
Professor used "ROFL" while grading my paper... Do I even go to a real college?
You don't even understand how penises react in the cold. I'm like a 8 year old boy right now.
ironically, his detergent was also "small and mighty"
oh and if she happens to say anything about a cantalope and tissues... just go with it
FYI, when you wake up, please note that I puked in your shoes because I sstubbed my tooee, not becus I was drunk.
I didn't budget in chasers this month so were chasing everything with water. Sorry.
$5 off purchases of eighths or more today only. Happy tax-free weekend. -Your consumer-minded pot dealer
Is this a genuine concern or are you just high?
JUST BECAUSE I'M HIGH DOESN'T MEAN ITS NOT GENUINE CONCERN.
Note to self: do not ride giant beanbag chair down stairs.
Well that's what you get for messing around with her vagina. I told you it was a fickle and insatiable creature.
I feel like I put a fire out with my hand but idk if that was a dream or not
So, I've discovered that I'm approximately 70% nicer to my mother when I've had an orgasm in the last 48 hours. It's science.
I've seen you go skiing on a Tuesday, but you think you're too good for TGI Friday's?
ya I went to the grocery store literally just for cheese and condoms
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