5 years of college and never once did they teach us how to respond when you overhear a group of 7th grade boys who are in your class talking about how you're definitely DTF
children are so perceptive these days... and horny
i woke up this morning to a slap on the ass and jake saying "you should let me put it in your ass now" i need out of this relationship.
for sure. did you let him do it?
thats not the point.
I wonder if you could grow some weed in a chia pet
I made myself breakfast and everything and then whoever's house it actually was came downstairs very upset.
Just break the ice by asking who had to take plan b this past semester
Which genius got me a voicemail of myself puking?
Ice cream after masturbating>masturbating any other time
Can't we have real sex instead of you just thrusting the air near me?
I just think that if you're going to run around naked outside, a feather boa should be involved. Half for the flair and half for an emergency cover.
this night may include but is not limited to : police encounters, wild animals, stomach pumping, and waking up in a field
So many gingers... It's like a beacon went out that said "this one is ok with red hair"
Of all the things I've masturbated to while high, my favorites are ritz chips and trees
I mean you're asking high Chelsea. I'd sell myself for a rice crispy
I went to the hospital to have my arm checked out, and they already knew the story. They gave me props for posting photos on facebook before even coming to the hospital.
I think I gotta smoke less weed, I'm getting to lazy to fuck my girlfriend
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