Small Doughy Asian men and sleeveless hoodies with nothing underneath do not mix well.
Sounds like the climatic scene of my favorite erotic novel.
pedialite and red bull = repair kit
he just found out his girl is having a boy. he's probably googling "Ed Hardy diapers" as we speak.
Just realized the hot girl at the office got a boob job over the Holiday.....she is now super-hot girl.
I saw a girl walking around campus with bandages on both her knees. I need to get her number.
She said that I needed to "pregame her so it can slip right in."
We just saw him running from campus police a few minutes ago. So no, I don't think he's still passed out on the quad.
No you are right. With a nickname like Monster Cock, you shouldn't expect him to want to "just talk". I'd be insulted too
She found 60 bucks at the strip club. Its probabably been in a vagina but really most money probably has
I gave him head while he watched NASCAR. My future flashed before my eyes.
They shoved things up my nose I feel violated
You can't call dibs on the bed... every time you party you KO in the bathtub
She wouldnt stop trying to stick her finger in my ass. I wish she wasnt so hot
EVEN AFTER ALL THAT COMPLAINING... STILL NO PENIS
Now all my porn is stored in my parents’ basement. It’s like a part of my soul is boxed up
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