I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
Remember that night when i almost got you arrested? Is that funny yet?
all you did was keep googling "what time is it" over and over and over
halloween is the only time that anne boleyn, the joker, a cowgirl, and a mexican man complete with sombrero and poncho can all hit the same blunt
You played a drinking game to fat people crying. It's a long climb to the moral high ground, why bother?
Um, would you be up for dick jousting? Stefanie is willing to pay 40 bucks.
You can fuck right off with that, "If the earthquake isnt bigger than 5.0, we native Californians dont get out of bed." I am from Chicago. I can handle freak flash floods, polar vortexes and tornados. But my bed violently shaking at 6:30 in the morning is cause for some understandable concern.
WHAT IS MY LIFE THAT THE ONLY PERSON INTERESTED IN FUCKING ME IS MY 6TH GRADE MATH TEACHER
I was so close to going to get my nipples pierced with my mom today
When Dad gets to your house, ask him about the sound of anal beads. Happy Thanksgiving!
not that im pissed, but why are there two naked chicks in my bed?
last night I used snow as a chaser
I would really like it if you guys got out of my bush
I would offer you moral support, but I have questionable morals..
She fucked a bartender in a closed Applebee’s and has the nerve to call me easy
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