drink some water, pull the trigger, get a bfast sandwich. Only good things.
Only in Alabama do they play hymns in a bar!!!
he started yelling "squirt for me" then his girlfriend knocked on the door and told us to keep it down
i'm not really understanding how she couldn't figure out it was him
so i was pissing and the phone rang but i forgot i was pissing so i just ran to answer the phone. it was too late when i realized
I just saw two girls throwing up in the bathroom. they were high-fiving under the stall...
The only reason I'd ever want a boyfriend is so that someone would spoon feed me applesauce when I'm so hungover I can't move
How exactly do I approach the whole "Well that was fun. Am I purchasing the Plan B or you?" topic?
90 seconds of pumping and 2 months of bragging all summer. So much for my reputation here.
I did not appreciate your texts about spanking at 3'o'clock this morning.
the first cop to show up was this girl who hooked up with our home ec teacher in high school, she knows about questionable decisions
Hyyypothetically, what would you do if you happened to see my boobs on the internet?
why isn't there a kind of gay where i let guys give me head but they don't expect me to give it back? i could be that kind of gay
He was that good?
I am rewearing my dress from last night. I only wore it for like two hours before fucking. And I took it off first so no cock contact. This is my new standard of cleanliness.
Once you find out someone has a small dick, you never look at them the same again.
I have never been that aroused while laughing my ass off in my life
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