whats a polygalesbian?
lesbian polygamists..duh.
he's sitting on top of the fridge in only a black speedo and wont get down
he is literally lying on the floor eating cookies. doing nothing. and as i was hitting him he needed to protect the cookies more than himself.
She's still too new to the group to be comfortable with us just sitting down as a group and watching porn on the tv.
He made me write my name on his wall in crayon so he'd be able to remember it in the morning
Your girlfriend is in jail- I've just never been able to use that in a sentence before. Thank you both!
Throwing up in his bed is not a step up in your relationship
I can't answer my phone I'm at work
I slept with a male stripper last night. Priorities
Right. Will do. I'll call you if I need a ride. (that is a double meaning, go with it.)
It's whatever. I just want to see his dick again
He also complimented my butt. High praise coming from a boob guy.
I'm glad there seems to be a general consensus regarding your ass
I've never had sex with me but I assume there are worse ways to be woken up.
looked it up online and zoo tickets are only 20 bucks and there's also a museum of science close to the hotel.
i'm not going to a FUCKING museum. i want to be wasted and possibly double penetrated... have you EVER been on vacation?
Put on my pants to go to work and discovered they had melted.
Pandemic Silver Lining: cheap hotel rates makes it easier to have afternoon fun with my side dick
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