If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
1. I feel like Jello 2. The girl i hooked up with last night isn't here and a different girl is lying next to me. 3. I have no clothes on 4. Can guys go on walks of shame?
I dont even clean my room anymore .. i drunk proof it for when i come back smashed with a guy
I think I just used lyrics from the Sister Sister theme song to let a guy down easy...
Just ate a chocolate chip cookie upside down. This is what having a degree does for you.
Strip mythology. Everyone wins. Most of all me.
Why did I wake up to grapes taped my ears ?
Sorry dude, we didn't want you to hear us. Seemed like a good idea at the time.
Why must everything this weekend have to do with something going into or coming out of my vagina?
woke up to find i out made out with his roommate before hooking up with him. breakfast was awkward to say the least
Hey, it's all about finding the bright side. And boobs are definitely a bright side.
I think clothing becomes optional at the second date! But you seem like a rule breaker
i need some fresh meat. meat that has a license and a job and isn’t a FULL-blown alcoholic. partial i could tolerate, bc, haha, let’s be honest, me likey my drinkies.
I got home at 1 am on a weeknight with lube in my hair. I'd say it was a successful first date.
I should be in a better mood, I just went home and had a quickie on my lunch break.
I had a sandwich.
I’m looking forward to our Cougar years. These freshmen know how to fuck
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