I'm sitting by the window waiting for the sun to go down so that I can start drinking.
Its the little things i like about bein home like having actual toilet paper instead of subway napkins
I'm pre-party power houring. It's so catchy I couldn't not do it
I just couldn't help myself when there was a FOUNTAIN OF SHOTS
You left me on the phone while you grabbed a plastic bag and started puking. I recorded it. Its my new ringtone for you
I vaguely remember chanting "USA" at the pool when we were talking to the Frenchies.
We were pointing at fat people and chanting USA.
Just did an upsidedown spineboard shot. Gotta love lifeguard parties.
i woke up to something itchy on my head. it was his mustache. he fell asleep face-plant style on the side of my head. WTF?
Seriously I will never run in my wedges while drinking racing home to have sex ever again
Okay, who took a picture of their pubes shaved into a dragon on my phone and made it the background?!
she's traveling up the coast with her camera and a stash of pot cookies eating food from different campuses. said she slept in a closet 2 states away last nite... of course I'm interested
No talking tonight. Just drinking and puking up memories
In the pictures there's a flower in my hair and also a lobster, I need those things explained
we were both freshly single and using each other as rebounds. most intense sex I've ever had. i felt like a grizzly bear emerging from hibernation in a whirlwind of sexual fury
There's only two more days left to say you saw me naked this year.....I'll bring the booze, you got all of next year to rationalize why.
Randomize
