I wanna wear you like a flannel shirt
she was so ugly that the sight of her made me shiver and then i had to play it off like a draft blew by that only i felt.
Her problem is just that he inner beauty is just as ugly as her physical beauty
its like whenever the snow comes all the hott girls drop out of school. where are they
i'm going through the NYU 2014 group looking for future drunken hookups. too slutty?
It's almost summer. We need to start reconnecting with our home drug dealers.
Now have a vodka water and get your shit together
Dude I am not desperate enough to pay my dealer in change. Maybe tomorrow.
did i really sing to your nipples last night?
yes. and it was oddly very seductive
Are you coming to class or was the dick pic this morning your way of saying not today?
I have vodka and explosives. For once, we can blow something up that isn't a blow-up doll.
I cant go through life without knowing what ginger pubes actually look like
At least your nickname is not Plunge Slut and that nickname is not in a published thesis work
I'm not in it for just the sex. If I wanted mediocre dick once a week I would have stayed with one of my exes.
Tell her that we understand the angle wasn't the best on the first video and that we forgive her.
Randomize
