I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
I walked in on my roommate finishing watching something on his computer. There was cum all over his screen. He awkwardly said hi and pulled up his pants.
Just barfed in my hand. Needless to say, this day is off to a great start
my mom used to put diet coke in my bottle. i can pretty much handle anything.
I was just on craigslist and saw and ad for a naked yoga instructor. I will no longer be jobless.
Great. Me and the intoxalock guy are getting so close he just said "alright see you later girl!" when I called about getting the blower recallibrated.
Because if the best sex I've ever had was with a gay guy, then God help me.
I distinctly remember seeing your nipples from the deck.
I'm getting turned down for sex. Apparently my "sexual appetite" cannot be satiated even by a man who's such a deviant he went to prison for jerking off in his car.
I think this agreement was sent by God. I get to do my own thing, get laid, and he still makes me breakfast in the morning.
Whatever dude, just dont tell her your first impression was she looked like your cousin. no judgement here. just sayin.
I'm wearing spiderman underwear, the question is what am I NOT capable of
Some male strippers are here, I threw pancakes at them. It's ok
WHAT IS MY LIFE THAT THE ONLY PERSON INTERESTED IN FUCKING ME IS MY 6TH GRADE MATH TEACHER
I can't base my relationships off of good dick and dogs.
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