There was this creepy guy on the bus. So I puffed out my stomach & began so hold my stomach like I was preggers.
I am going to invent a chocolate mix for sperm.
I think id rather eat ped egg shavings.
Sitting on the floor in my kitchen eating taquitos. Being this drunk the next day has lost its allure post graduation.
Why are you seriouly talking to me about this when there naked pics of blake lively on the internet? Priorities man...
But fine, we can play that game. You can come over and we can have totally platonic, long, boring discussions. Or we can fuck. Whatever.
I have a question: does pizza dipped in chili sound good or am I just really high?
Could someone please explain the rug burn on the right side of my face and do I need a shot of penicillin?
There something about a girl that pirates lemonade off a restaurant fountain as a mixer that I find intriguing.
The feeling are messing with the penis
I told him finishing at the same time would be a long-term project. Like flipping a house. A sexual house.
What am I supposed to say? "Hey remember last spring when I did an ergonomic assessment on your office, well here's an ergo for your dick."
how early is too early to start drinking over the gilmore girls revival
I watched one of the videos of you hanging from the rafters, and it is both violent and sexual in nature.
Well, thanks for not letting me sleep with anyone, but no thanks for telling everyone I have the clap.
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