if my vagina gave out awards, he should be preparing acceptance speaches for the oscar, the heisman and the nobel peace prize.
Imagine a baby lion feeding on an injured gazelle and it tasting fresh blood for the first time. That's me and this breakfast sammich
I have to have sex with him again. I feel like I need to train him so no other girl experiences that bad of sex.
thank you TLC waking up to a water birth on tv really put the cherry on top of my hangover...
You would not believe how incredibly hard it is to climb on top of a three story apartment buildings roof from the air conditioning unit
they're both coked to the gills having a shouting match about the powers and abilities of godzilla. and using the wikipedia entry on the topic to support their respective arguments.
Just don't let me fall on anything that can be broken. Unless its a dick
Totally uneven. One tiny pussy lip that almost didn't exist and one giant lip that unfurled liked 5 different times half way down her leg and could have been used to hoist the mainsail on a pirate ship.
Talking to friends parents while buying all the things needed for Jell-O shots. classic
I still have your make up all over the inside of my thighs from the face sitting. Free tonight?
Fuck me this girl I went home with has a cover on her remote control so there is no spills to ruin it. Imagine how many condoms she's going to make me wear
IF YOU DIE ON LSD YOU DIE FOR REAL
I tried to text you about going to the Lion's Den but sent it to my boss. She was down for it. Please advise.
So she said she could really go for a cheeseburger and I remembered I had one in my pocket. No idea where it came from.
She was shaving her legs in the neighbors pool when we found her.
Where'd she get the razor?
Not the point.
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