one might say we're banned from that church
yes, too bad my tears were being wiped away by tits in my face
i need a shirt that says "I fuck trainwrecks"
I checked for jungle juice on Weight Watchers. they didn't have it.
i may or may not have just grinded on your dog thinking it was my boyfriend
I'm tempted to see how fat I can get before he leaves me. It's obvious we're playing a game of chicken here.
So am I a slut for not remembering his name after sex last night or not recognizing him in the cafe today after he told me who he was?
I had a dream she was puking on me, but sadly in real life she was puking on me too
SHE WON'T ROUND UP MY GRADE! I have a 79.8% I ONLY MISSED TWO CLASSES!!! ONE WHEN I GOT DRUGGED AND ONE WHEN MY CAR GOT BROKEN INTO!! I'm interculturally competent. I used to date a Italian/Cherokee Indian. I fucked a Palestinian. How much more pro-peace can you get?
Do I really need this much space in my mouth?
Are you already high?
correction: my vagina hates that I'm smart.
Me and mom just bonded over our mutual desire to bang Mark Ruffalo. I'm not sure how to feel about this.
I wish I could say this wasn't the first time I shit myself in a Piggly Wiggly.
i told them you weren't like that.. and they laughed at me?
I love random hookups in covid sex. Usually girls think me about a one and a half to a two and a half but now that I got this mask on I'm a Solid 6.
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