Adam has been drinking
Who has his phone
Adam does
I have your camera. You have 35 naked pictures of me. you're welcome.
and i think we compared dick sizes, then high fived...
i just licked my manager on accident and i'm freaking out
Just found out my mom's voicemail password is 6969..
you owe me at least a beer for the services my girlfriend just provided for you
Dude it's bad when your 10 year old son makes fun of your penis size.
Buying the inflatable beer pong table for the pool was one of the best investments I've ever made
Guess who just made out with Sloth from The Goonies!
Wall of shame with a backpack full of beer bottles, cowboy hat in hand, and a handlebar mustache. I was applauded by a passing car
This love triangle bullshit is getting out of hand. It's now a love polygon and I want out
Did I, at any point last night, say I was dying?
He sent me a dick pic for every page I had to write for final papers (87) & brought me adderall. Tell me that isn't romance.
Did you really eat 10 ice cream cones today?
It was tough but I powered through it.
He and I tag each other in memes all day. You could say it's getting pretty serious.
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