do you know mcdonalds refuses to give out large cups of water now? you have to buy a bottle or they give you a small cup. No exceptions.
RUDE.
I said FINE, then I'd like 7 small waters and 2 of those nifty carrying cases to carry about my h2o.
outsmarted mickey deeeees
So my grandma sent me a doily for my birthday - don't ask why, I don't know. Anyways I put my bong on it, I think it actually classed up the joint.
so he shaved. down there. and before he took his pants off i thought it was hot but then all i could think about were the naked mole rats from 7 grade science class.
Max was wondering if he could trade you sex for the use of your jumper cables
I came downstairs to find I had missed the 3some on my kitchen floor but not the pukefest or ER trip after it. This is what happens when the voice of reason is otherwise occupied
It's official, I've know hooked up with everyone I carpooled with in middle school
Dave a horae rider a coqw boy
he had me stop mid-blow job to make me use my phone to id a song on the radio..
i wasnt really sure how to responde to that.
This is just what we do. We meet guys, go back to their place, smoke all their weed & go home to compete in out own version of Cupcake Wars.
Look if 10 am was too early to go barrel tasting the winery would not be open.
He started french braiding my hair while I was blowing him. The question is not why, but how.
He nailed that bed down really well so it won't break again. All I could think while he was nailing it was "challenge accepted".
She said she hasn't cheated on me in 7 and a half days and she'd like praise for that.
The only thing good about being back at work is the lunch time hand jobs from the MILF
I have a lot of money, and no morals. shots on you when you get here.
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