Don't go all Obama on me. George Bush this decision and just do it. Thinking's for the morning after
Well, it's 24 hours till finals. I need high A's on all of them and I still am not sure where exactly on campus most of my classes took place.
ONE NIGHT STAND. You have 27 minutes before the offer expires, so I suggest you hurry.
i drunkenly decided i was going to take down all the male cheerleaders, gay or not. 1 down about 10 more to go.
We just made a drinking game out of our chemistry review. This might explain my chemistry grade.
We need to buy some popsicles so we can remind ourselves we're good at this.
She wont be able to take it all. I'll use a shoe horn to get it in if I have to.
I've seen people win free drinks for a lot less dude, no need to drop trou on a piano.
She just spat tequila at me... Like a fountain... A broken fountain
I mean, I would have, but I couldn't come up with a logical reason to bring up oral sex during an orientation.
Sex in your truck helped me start regaining feeling in my jaw. Thanks!
bullshit you weren't drunk, you pointed at me and said my cigarette was empty
I did way too many drugs this past week for having a broken nose #commitment
He stuck a cigarette in my butt last night. There is no coming back from that.
Seriously where are the good guys?
The friend zone.
Randomize
