Who would have guessed that ordering a vodka lemonade at Roscoe's was code for I want a hand job
i would rim the shit out of meg ryan
What do you say about some mid-afternoon anal?
I've made out with men from every corner of the globe. Sex-wise, I've almost conquered europe. Take that napoleon
Judging by what she did last night, I would say at least 4 of them have mono now.
you grabbed the waitors dick and yelled '2nd base' and then he gave you his number. I hate your life.
Doubtful. That seems irresponsible. The 4th will kill you if you stopped drinking until then. Let's think logically.
If i theoretically had to put an iv back in what do I need to do?
there is an extreme lack of margarita in my mouth.
New high score, I made the stripper choke me while I was getting a lap dance last night
trapped on the roof of the strip club. help
I got another blow job proposal last night. Skills.
My night can be summed up in 3 words: Vodka. Threesomes. Hospital.
You kept trying to make people drink "salsa-ritas." But all you did was dump tequila in a half full jar of salsa, and shove it in people's faces while shouting at them.
It is officially settled in my mind that fuck the hot grad student is THE goal this year
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