We drank from noon till 5 am, there was adderall and nice jews involved it was just crazy
dude, my own friends sent me home from a party last night. real cool assholes. real cool
Nothing ended up happening last night because he couldn't get my overalls or fanny pack off. I woke up this morning with one strap over my overall shorts on, my fanny pack wrapped around my chest, and the baby doll still tied to my hand. Ugh white trash parties!
a lady just got escorted out of the bar because she came in carrying a can of gasoline while smoking a cigarette....this place is the definition of class
you told me your penis was albino and it couldnt be exposed to light so you needed to keep it in me
Whatever. I'll let someone else deal with his flacid penis.
It never makes you rethink your life choices when you're breaking into my apartment at 3 am to take a piss in my kitchen sink?
I have no idea. He was just running around wearing a horse mask yelling "bumfuck" repeatedly. We figured we'd just let him get it out of his system.
I have decided that today will be all about indulgence and hedonism.
I choose McDonald's breakfast at 1:28am over sex anytime
I'm still high with raccoon eyeliner eyes and chocolate all over my face and chest, clutching a mug of wine. Happy graduation.
Sorry, I thought I responded to your question. My name is Jon, we kinda had a sleepover at your friends place in OC. Don't know if you remember me, you were "dick chugging" like there was no tomorrow last night.
Just please don't close your legs while I'm down there again. I don't want my death to be labeled as "Head crushed while giving an individual cunnilingus".
The closest thing I've had to an orgasm lately is sneezing nonstop from fucking allergies.
Well I thought I saw everything and then I saw Christmas themed poop bags at Petco.
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