i just had sex. the condom broke. we're sleeping in to separate beds. And im in albany
you were running down the aisles of wal mart singing 'follow the yellowbrick road'. i'm pretty sure you thought the night shift workers were the munchkins & started crying when they wouldnt help u find the wizard. needless to say u were pretty stoned/wasted
I'm at the cafe. It's 7am. There is a girl I don't know on my futon who tried to tickle me this morning when I got down from my loft. I also not wearing any underwear.
Ironically her ferret's toys look like her sex toys.....this is a whole new level of kinky for me
Just did my hair and make up at mcdonalds so we're in the same boat.
Its like I instantly had a mental image of me in my mugshot.
I never should have let my cousin and his pregnant girlfriend move in with me. I'm never having sex again. They scare off men more than 'my dream wedding' pin board.
Also I just had a flash back ... He told me I have nice nipples and then asked me about yours..
In hindsight combining orgy Thursday with mystery drink madness was begging for failure
Oh yeah I remember when I first saw Kyler's balls. If there's anything high school swim prepared me for, it's the amount of testicles I would see here
Of the 4 nights I've gone downtown this week, I've been "piss in the parking lot" drunk 5 times
My vagina needs her own mother sometimes.
I was out of weed and my vibrator broke, so I'm now at Red Lobster.
Fucked a DJ on a jetski today... I love florriidaaa!
I need some buff guys to cuddle me and call me precious
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