But if ***** wants to get filthy... Tell her to throw a text my way ;)
normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
she wants me to text her or call her all the time when we are apart...this is not high school...
He told me they were just razor bumps!
We made a percocet pizza. And then i made an unfortunate decision.
she thought the capital of kansas was topanga.
we can't become the bulimic house in the complex dude. Besides, you need teeth for your career.
It's gonna be pretty hard to find a homeless person that takes crackers as currency.
VODKA 4LOKO BEER NOT IN THE CLEAR
She made me be the little spoon then she pretended to be a jet pack for an hour straight
lets do drugs on my lunch break tomorrow
Good, I would never sleep with your boyfriend , or send you an edible arangment
I won the 'drunkest person at a family event' award tonight.
The dentist walked in on me trying to bottle some laughing gas to take home with me. That high.
This is going to be so stupid, but do you feel the calluses on my hands when I give you a handy?
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