They should really pass out barf bags in church
i wish i could just chop off my fat with a knife..i would rather endure that than work out
Either your mom needs to stop making spagetti or we need to lay off the anal. I cant tell you how much im in pain.
Spagetti cuz im not giving up the other one.
what made you think it was a good idea to trust the girl that hides tequila in her backpack?
i sold my breathalizer so i could buy weed
I'm sorry but all I really read was "my nipples will get hard."
I don't think a check that has "thx for the drugs" on the note is really gonna fly.
All of my current injuries can be related back to sex.
Only at Harvard can you walk in on a bunch of stoners and expect everyone to immediately stand up, shake your hand and introduce themselves like we're at a fucking job fair
I've drank literally 19 beers and am still good. Utah is worthless
Sometimes i think i need to stop drinking because i can't afford losing so many panties anymore
my poor anus
I feel horrible. I brought her to your house like a late night pizza delivery and dropped her off.
I just used the proceeds from selling my ex's engagement ring to fund my first date with another girl.
I suggest both. Please have sex with them and prepare notes for a final comparison.
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