i can't help myself.. i am just so in love with the kitchen manager.
...he was wearing JNCO shorts.. i'm pretty sure i saw the dragon.
i like that you affectionately refer to him as "creepy" ever time you talk about him
What did you give her? She's trying to tape her wrists so her hands don't fall off.
I feel like this is the moment of high where you have to write these texts down to remember to text them and feel that somehow this is important to the continuity of the world.
What an age we live in that I can try to pick up a guy by using my phone while I'm taking a shit at work.
did i send you the picture of me smiling with the magnum wrapper?
Do you think they'll deliver pizza to my mouth
It's one am and you're asking me if you should buy a plane ticket for a booty call.
I'm kind of upset that he wanted to have sex instead of watch Harry Potter. I mean it's Harry fucking potter.
I'm done, I have no more memes or ways to ask for nudes, so yeah
Wearing my one sleeve dress...thought you'd like to know I shaved ONE armpit lol
So I think my neighbor's name is Olli if I'm hearing the girl the girl he's fucking clearly
Forget work, lets run away, rob banks, and have kinky sex with fuzzy handcuffs.
IT'S LIKE YOU READ MY MIND.
Played Gay Bar on the jukebox and pissed off the Republicans here. Best day before birthday ever.
It should be perfectly legal to tase anyone not wearing a mask.
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