Found a bar with a washer and dryer and they serve food. I never have to leave
Hands down the most disgusting picture message ever received. Thank you.
im here for your entertainment
98% is good enough for me. Kinda like birth control. Worth the risk
I'm staying in tonight, it's my Christmas present to my liver.
I think we should take up crocheing or stamp collecting....something completely lacking penises
Me too, I feel like I pinched your nipples excessively. At the time it seemed like a good idea, but in retrospect I'm not so sure.
Just sitting here contemplating the meaning of life.
So you're drunk waiting for the bus.
I don't know what his name was or what he looked like, but I remember him rocking me to sleep with his cock
Haha never eat brownies from a guy with batman pajamas
For dinner, I'm having saltines, canned whipped cream, and beer. Are we sure I'm responsible enough for home ownership?
I don't need no damn man when I have the cock-a-nator 2000.
He gave me an orgasim so fantastic that I had an asthma attack.
She tied me to her bed using her honor chords. Thank god for graduation!
Ill try not let guys feel my boobs for free drinks next time, no promises tho. I am my boyfriends worst nightmare.
you walked 30 min all the way back to the dorms at 2am?
i was more bummed that i dropped all my skittles.
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