Without porn, I would have few hobbies.
Is it weird that I have contacts who i've classified as DO NOT ANSWER?
Lol no its called college
Last night I got a napkin with 4 names & numbers: Katie, Ellen, Kylie...and Brandon.
that coffee was exactly what I needed. Also whose awesome hat is on the couch with ear flaps? I wanna put my head in it
She got a tattoo in memory of her cat, my attratcion to her is no more.
I just used 'come play with my balls' as a legitimate booty call attempt. And it worked.
Just found puke on my backpack while sitting in class. It's like this weekend won't leave me alone.
I mean you were pretty drunk at one point you asked if we could have a glass of water ready for you in case you choked while bobbing for apples, but you said grape juice was preferable. You can't choke on an apple btw
Sorry I need more motivation then McDonalds and mojitos.
I walked into her room to find her sitting on the end of her bed with her heads in her hands talking to herself. She kept muttering things like "What? How? No. What? I don't --- How?" $10 says she's pregnant.
I'll see to your $10 and raise you $40.
He was feeling me up but acting like he was asleep. Like WTF does that mean??
i asked my neighbor to open a bottle of vodka once and then we slept together
WTF I can't even get a boyfriend here and you're getting nudes from across the country
So after the absinthe shots_____(fill in the blank area for me please)......
I CAN SEE SO MANY PENISES. There are so many visible penises here.
Where are you???
Yoga class :(
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