I got otter pops to cool the beers, it's an all around better idea.
At Wal-Mart last night I watched two guys scramble for $4.34 to pay for a pack of ping pong balls and red solo cups. They had to put the .34 on a credit card. Winter break begins!
DONT TAKE THE KEG OUT OF THE HOT TUB I NEED A PICTURE OF ME DOING A KEG STAND ON IT
Dude it was weird. The strippers vagina tasted kind of like your mother's.
they're both probably 7 inches? or 8? I'm shoving a ruler in my mouth trying to figure it out
ur not supposed to find someone to make out with when ur bf takes u to his SISTERS house to hang out with her and her husband
Should I feel guilty that my husband is cheating on his girlfriend with me? I mean, we're not divorced yet so I still have dibs, right?
You suck at answering, but you did manage to avoid a fun conversation about hemorrhoids. So maybe you're great at answering.
My signature move is making guys wonder why they bothered in the first place
It's like he drunk calls 6 times for me to come over, but can't say hello at lunch.
Honestly I don't even have room for feelings after that Taco Bell
I got sprayed in the face with titty milk and I'm still so traumatized
You're the best thing in my life, followed closely by cannabis and trashy romance novels
wait he has a twin??? which one did you fuck
yes
Theres about 23 grilled cheese sandwiches stuck to my ceiling and tomato soup all over the kitchen. You are never allowed over again. Ever.
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