Wow senior week shows you new things about yourself
Is this the I'm gay speech?
I GPSed you we're an hour and 14min away from each other
and it's going to stay that way
So... I'm really sorry I tried to sell you to random people in cars last night
Did I send you an asleep facebook message about the upcoming football season titled 'BRILLIANT' at 4:45 this morning?
Definitely Got caught hugging a strangers tree last night with 5 others.
I just opened my filing cabinet at work for the first time in months. It looks just like my pantry: nothing but peanut butter and whiskey.
Every time I drink before 5 somebody's pet dies
Stop drinking before 5
Easier said than done
I had to make out with him. He bought me a few drinks and he was an Angels fan. As a Yankee fan that was my way of saying good game and sorry we beat the shit out of you
Your couch is like an animal shelter for stray drunks.
He just showed up. He's like 5'8 and brought a beer pong table that has " I love gay boys" on it. How could this go wrong
My penis needs a shock collar
I need to thank someone for this kid's penis.
Do you think I could use my teacher of month Award to get free drinks?
Let's just say that I took off my pants and I had superman boxers on. Then she took off her pants and she had batman panties on. I think she's the one!
Truth. Though I have held steadfast to the notion while the rest of you wavered. I had faith in his homosexuality.
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