Small penises have feelings too.
some dude is getting blown right outside the bar in his car. reeediculous
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he's dribbling her head like he's fucking allen iverson
I think I might have accidentally had a threesome last night with two good friends. See, this is what happens when you leave me.
Her mom offered to give me a lap dance. I was a guest, I couldn't say no.
The rest of us are chipping in to soundproof your bedroom. This is getting ridiculous.
Hey, this is a mass text. I have a hospital bill from November, and I don't know from what. Did anyone bring me to the hospital on a drunken night that I don't remember...?
We literally just Chinese fire drilled so I could give him road head.
You did profess your love for cotton multiple times and your hatred for all other fabrics
I was wearing the shirt my little sister got for her birthday when the condom broke. I finally have it back to her and told her it was bad luck
They should just send me home - I'm literally doing nothing but watching porn and listening to pandora.
Well if your hearts not big enough, your penis certainly is. Just have a threesome
Three of my exes and one of my exes' brothers have hit me up and it's only been a week. I hate semester break.
he called me his ex's name during sex then proceeded to cry while still in me
What's the policy on calling guys who have kids daddy...
I'm not the kind of girl that sleeps with someone else's boyfriend. But I'm getting waxed just in case I change my mind...
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