One minute shes telling me about her volunteer work then she whips out a 12 inch dildo
How do you feel about the band name "O'labia Newton John"??
My roommate found me crawling down the hallway as she was on her way to her morning class. Its time for a new semester.
He turned off the music when i walked in and introduced me to everyone. then they gave me jager and made me chug it while holding a giant purple dildo. everything resumed when i finished
In case you're keeping score at home, this is Brad's SECOND Doritos-related trip to the ER.
What's great about college is that i can eat chocolate cereal for every meal and call it a money saving technique.
At least I will not still be rolling when I pick up this animal. Thats a good development in five years
probably one of the worst weekends ever... i got peed on by his sleepwalking roommate.
Uh yeah can we get an age of consent check on Dave's penis?
Age of consent, Dave's penis. Thank you...
I want to put in my resignation as an adult. From now on I will be spending my time drinking beer and skiing.
I say this as a friend, you would make a SPECTACULAR crossdresser
You woke up, mumbled something about forgetting to lock the truck at work, slapped my ass, then passed out again...
that's the second time I've left that bar and slept with the person that's driven my car. thank god I don't take cabs..
This is the best 30th birthday ever. In a Motel 6 drinking a shower beer and sending slow-mo dick helicopter videos to you.
Last time I was blackout at Cowbells I was running around screaming “WHERES THE BLOOOWWWW”
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