Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
I had a dream last night that I had to pretend I liked Dave Matthews Band to impress this girl I was talking to.
I guess it was more of a nightmare.
i just masturbated with purell and my dick burns and smells like a hospital
Knee deep in strippers, everything is comped. will try hard to be there at 8. i promise.
It's a good thing i didn't end up pregnant...i would have had to figure out his last name.
He;s fine. He just kept saying "hurricane Gordon is coming to shore" and flexed his muscles a lot.
He's grinding topless with a group of girls to that discovery channel song. May I take a message?
Im organizing a group to help fondle my shoe. Too many shots dude. Too many.
You need to stop thinking about the needs of your vagina and concentrate on the greater good
well don't blame me. sometimes vibrators go missing and people get angry. these things happen
Rule travel - in 2s or put an ankle monitor on me, and maybe a shock collar.
I swear to god if I see a single piece of genitalia I'm driving back to LI and smacking you back to the Italian Renaissance
that is either the most profound and meaningful thing i've ever heard, or someone got high before noon again.
My co-worker accidentally texted me regarding the threesome him and other one are planning.
If I look at him, he starts sobbing. Please come get him; he's scaring the cats.
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