This is one of those situations that make me think to myself "what life decision did I make to get here"
It's only slutty when someone else does it. It's okay if it's us though
she always winds up in the cupboards its nothing new.
You have permanently scared my back with your nails. I would like to congratulate you on a job well done.
She is wasted and this random lady got her to suckle milk from her tit
Charles Darwin would shit his pants if he saw that we managed to survive that weekend.
I think we should have realized the night was going to be nuts when it started with a bum dying in front of my house.
Why do I always miss the parties you're naked at?!
I get naked cuz your not there
I saw a guy do a line this morning in line to start the 5k, happy thanksgiving!
Lmfao. We asked what you wanted to eat and you said vagina. I don't care what kind. Fresh, barbecue, roasted on a camp fire. I just want it on my taste buds.
too bad I'd hit a car before I'd hit a bush.
Are we talking about jumping from windows or your willingness to fuck a car instead of a woman?
he pissed the bed, like I literally woke up and he was pissing right beside me. With the electric blanket he's lucky he didn't get electrocuted
I told you that you should stop drinking and you responded "Thanks for telling me how to live, North Korea!"
He's gonna do me a solid for doing her a solid. It's like pay it foward. But with sex.
Welp, just took a tab of acid and cracked one of three bottles of champagne... Mondays ¯\\_(ツ)_/¯
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