i may or may not have puked on your loofa in the shower.
4 maple syrup blunts. Decided to sit on my roof and count the snowflakes that landed on my tongue. 84.
Word to the wise: do not smoke before going grocery shopping with only 12 bucks. So stressful.
There is a newly found video on my phone of me following you to the bathroom to watch you throw up. sorry I didn't hold your hair
full cup flip cup was not exactly the reason I wanted to tell the cops when I was sleeping on the curb
Walmart at night is scary enough without having to run into people you've slept with
I mean I feel like if you explain to the emoji app company that your friend got plastered and fell to the ground and is trying to scheme her way back to normal life and get her dignity back they would understand just how necessary it is to have a fingers crossed emoji...
You pulled out a fucking recorder and started playing along with all the songs on your playlist and refused to hit the j
Just threw up in the MSO airport men's room. We're at that point this morning.
Did you seriously just hashtag my sex life as #yolo2013?
WE SHOULD MAKE A WORKOUT ROUTINE CALLED BARCARDIO
After the keg stand you collapsed, hit your head on the floor, started seizing and after 20 seconds got back up and said "hah, I remember my first beer"
Fun times on public transportation. I just had a guy imply that I was racist cause I didn't want to talk to him when I was clearly reading my book and he was clearly on coke.
I just wanna get drunk in a castle. Is that so much to ask?
walk of shame across osu's campus on game day. i can see all the spots i threw up last night. its like my personal yellow brick road.
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