It smells like weed.
We are in Boulder, Everything smells like weed.
did it hurt when the cum got in your eye
not so much hurt, more like a stinging sinsation like mouthwash
It was like a fairy tale, until he tried to put it in my ass...
a girl in my class is on a twilight fan site and running her fingers on the screen as edwards body comes up.
nothing cures the holiday blues like an open bar
If the blowjob was before the wedding, we're not technically related, right?
Side note: THE ORIGINAL LION KING IS COMING THE MOVIES AGAIN--3D STYLE. We need to find shrooms.
I'm having Vietnam flashbacks. This Kid I hooked up with is speaking in class and I keep experiencing the terror.
So last night I learned something new. Whenever I drink beer out of a bottle a random guy buys me another one. It was like as soon as the glass hit my lips every guy in a 20ft radius got a hard on.
I was just laying in bed wondering if there's more important things in life than cheese stuffed pretzels.
You're wrong. It's my BIRTHDAY. We all know it's impossible to get pregnant on my diva day!
I just walked away from a youth soccer tournament popping every birth control pill I had left in the pack.
My life is literally the worst. I was just laughing so hard at how hot they looked feeding each other the brownies and then I was like DON'T CRY
just like cleaning my room and being more organized in my life. more so just making sure a toaster doesn't end up in my car again for 2 months
I woke up at 2 AM to find them in my living room with a radio flyer wagon full of milk glass plates and a Holstein cow. How am I going to explain this to my landlord!?!
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