Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
it's kind of nice to have a picture of me making out with someone and actually know who it is for once
So I have some interesting news. The pizza guy called the cops on me...
i cant cry in cvs. not again.
In that case, I'll try 2 find a date. But my options are AA friends or fuck buddies.
And after peeing my pants waiting outside for him, i proceeded to drop down and roll in the nearest puddle to pretend like i just ate shit when he arrived
I need a full description of the guy I hooked up with. I don't think I ever saw his face
he seemed brazillian..
fuck.
If I could run through a field of Reece's and Oreos, dive off a milkfall into a bowl of cereal. My Life would complete.
Split a bottle of Johnny Walker and then decided to eat a shit ton of peanut butter. That was a rough bed to wake up in
Talk about having your cake and eating it he has basically demolished the whole fucking bakery
I'm really just disappointed in myself for having sex with a musical theater major
Turns out I tore my ACL when I fell off the mechanical bull.. Happy bday to me
90% sure the total babe I have been talking to all night has a kid. Ugh, so sad right now.
Im so high
I just bought condoms and a potted plant, making for a top ten super weird and awkward purchase.
She never came back from the bathroom so I went to look for her... I was in my room and heard this rustling. And she was in my closet petting ties.
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