Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
I wanna do crazy things to you in a tent
fuckk wrong person
.. who was that for? a girlscout?
I made out with a deaf person. Also I've been drunk 11 days in a row now.
She just used a chaser for red wine.
You're having sex and i just smoked and made oatmeal...i'll give you some time to be jealous
If you dedicate your next bite to me, I'll dedicate my first orgasm to you.
We made a trail of cheez balls so we knew how to get back to te apartment.
At our floor meeting the RA was talking about bathroom hygiene and I really wanted to be like "what about shower sex."
Valid question
If I come home tho and find u passed out naked in my bed with the bottle of crown empty, we're gonna have issues.
I'm sorry, I can't help the fact that I like to sleep naked, and I like booze, together it looks bad, yes.
I'm making a date with someone on Playstation Home. That's how my sex life is going right now.
Why is my car covered in what appears to be salsa verde?
Hold on...did you Instagram a picture of you and your boyfriend while you were sending me dirty snapchats?
new low: I blocked him from seeing my snapchat story in hopes he will text me because he'll be afraid I'm dead or something
i almost got into an argument defending my life choices with a guinea pig eating chocolate cake at 4am
oh he pulled my dick out. wanna come over after he leaves
GET OFF YOUR PHONE
apparently i ended up downloading "thats amore", giving him head, and singing it... all at the same time
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