Ok seriously, can we bring back badminton?
You know, I didn't realize this at the time, but it appears that I am being "heavily petted" by 3 grown men in that pic.
If these were biblical times then you'd be a Roman Senator.
He was dressed in cheap leather and smelled like death.
ok watching intervention on tv. when i hit rock bottom - i wanna be THIS chick.
i had to take my roommates dildo out of her suitcase so I could use it
the suitcase or the dildo?
I just wanted to clarify that I am not bisexual and had no intentions of ACTUALLY penetrating my roommate with a can of bugspray.
We have to have sex while I'm dressed as a tiger. It's one of my life goals
you crashed our wine night double date and sat on the floor eating cheese talking about how big his dick is.
If you wondered to yourself today, "did Sarah break her bathing suit strap and flash a pool full of children," the answer is yes.
shes on the ground doing bicycle kicks screaming "is my ass good enough for you now satan" send help
I went from naked with lasts nights hookup to Ihop in 6 minutes flat
I think that's a new house record
It looks like a baby bear tried to chew off my nipples.
I feel as though my head has drastically changed shape
All he gave me was a sore vagina and film suggestions
He ate me out in the passenger seat of his Range Rover in a Tim Hortons parking lot. I could hear “oh canada” on the radio from a nearby school as I came. Most patriotic orgasm ever!
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