Sometimes when I whip my dick out it looks REAL impressive. This, was NOT one of those times.
she farted while i was going down on her. not doing that again
sexting on a treadmill. speed 9.0 beat that slut!
He's Hawaiian. Thank god it wasnt a real American
My three rules on what I'm wearing tonight. Something short, something see through, and something i had sex in.
I just bought the ATT family protection plan so that I could block all of my old bar hookups from booty calling me...
and I keep making him eat me out and buying me presents, this is paradise. I wish he cheated on me earlier.
We need to do something soon. I need like 4,000 beers and a cigarette.
I was looking threw the photos on my phone. There is 8 different ones of us peeing on things.
It's 3 am and I'm buying cat food and batteries for my vibrator. Good thing I shaved my legs for this.
We had sex to Hey Arnold, Rugrats, and All That. I feel like my life has come full circle.
Recliner chair sex has moments of worry....just don't.
Theres just something about today that says lets get drunk, dont you think?
My mom has tinder, she is 45 and has her age setting at 18-29. And she still gets more matches than me
It’s official. I’ve hooked up with all three brothers now
You should go after Dad now
I should! He’s definitely middle age fuckable
Randomize
